“We very rarely bloviate”

Quite a wrought sentence from this article.

We very rarely bloviate, although there are often exceptions to that rule.

Speaking on behalf of tech journalists, the author clames they “very rarely” bloviate, as long as one overlooks “often exceptions”. Using weasel words is bad enough, but here they’re canceling each other out. In bloviating about bloviation, the author has crafted a sentence that is simultaneously self-referential and self-contradictory.

Wonderful. Mr. Biggs, I salute you.